Tom Segura Net Worth (2020) | Everything You Need To Know

Net Worth: $12 Million
Real Name: Tom Segura
Born: April 16, 1979
Age: 42 years old
Height: 6ft / 1.82m
Astrological Sign: Aries ♈
Home Town: Cincinnati, Ohio, United States
Most Famous For: Stand Up Comedy
Last Updated: 2021

«I’m a sarcastic, observational storyteller.» That’s a quote from Tom Segura, who is described as a standup comedian. Segura is much more than that. He’s pretty much everywhere.

Tom Segura is a Multi-Comma Guy

Segura is a standup comedian, writer, actor, and podcaster. It takes three commas and four nouns to start describing this multi-talented native of Cincinnati. And that doesn’t include «husband» and «father.»

«I’m not the Nicest Guy on Stage.»

But he’s probably the richest. Segura, who uses sarcasm, insult comedy, black comedy, and deadpan comedy is worth $5 million. He and his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, recently bought a $6.7 million home in Pacific Palisades in West Los Angeles.

Comedia en enspanol

Segura has signed a deal with Netflix for two specials, one of which will be in Spanish. Tom’s Mom is Peruvian, and he grew up speaking both Spanish and English. He also does a podcast in Spanish, part of the Your Mom’s House podcast series he produces with his wife.

The Fast and the…Funny??

How’s this for a nice ride: Porsche 911 Carrera GTS. Price tag: $120-140,000. Segura says he thought he had driven cars until he started driving the Porsche. He calls it «visceral.» Maybe he’s got a separate account to pay his speeding tickets.

Tell Me More About Those Commas

Tom has recorded three comedy albums, had multiple Netflix specials, appeared on a crazy number of television shows and has been in six movies. And he does sold-our world tours and makes about 50 grand a week doing podcasts.

Maybe I need more commas in my life.